The house jooshing has ground to a halt following an ill-advised brush (or should that be tarring?) with mixed drinks on Monday night. I'd been so chipper and go-get-em until then too. Blah. Fortunately I made some progress in the living room before the setback. So I thought I'd share the shots ... That's my... Continue Reading →
I have some advice for you
Never, ever utter the words "Can I have a double vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass" at the beginning of a night out. Sure, you say you'll drink it slowly and show restraint for the rest of the night ... And then you find yourself puking your guts up in your bathroom at... Continue Reading →
The way we were
The epic house clear-out/joosh continues apace ... and in my travels/unravels I discovered this ...It's a replica of something called a botafumeiro. It's an incense burner swung by priests as a form of prayer. And I once watched the real thing do this in the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela in Spain ...It's an understatement to say... Continue Reading →
11 cop-out quotes
I once promised a lawyer I wouldn't write a book about a nasty interlude in my career. I said it was an easy commitment because I don't have a book in me. While it's unsettling to know you're a writer who doesn't harbour that sort of brilliance - it would be oh-sooooo awesome to be... Continue Reading →
I see red
I've been taking my mind off things (while ironically preparing for their inevitable consequences) by doing a little house schmicking. And I've decided it's time for a show and tell. First stop: the family room/kitchen. The jooshing kicked off with an iron stand I bought in Lane Cove years ago, which had been languishing in... Continue Reading →
I just don’t get it
I've been belatedly catching up on the latest series of Rake and I find myself gazing at Cleaver Greene and thinking: I'd go there. I mean, hello? He's an alcoholic loser. What's THAT weird crush all about? The line that had me swooning during the latest episode was when a young chickie-babe came onto him in... Continue Reading →
Shut up, shut up, shut up
The "pull back on the blog" brigade is growing ... I've been fielding concerned messages suggesting I may have regrets in the future for oversharing now ... So I will do my best to keep things light and breezy for a while. No more woe-is-me drama. Well, not much. Well, way less ... Erm, I'll... Continue Reading →
I don’t like Mondays (anymore)
Sundays no longer rock my world either. My house is empty. My kids are gone. They're off having fun with their dad somewhere. Without me. I should use the time productively - clean the house, take up a hobby. But instead I drift around with a tight knot of sadness in my chest. I'm not... Continue Reading →
The new rules
The funny thing about being separated is that there's no-one to share the little stuff with ... like the job you've just applied for, the kid who told you that bizarre anecdote about her enemy's mum being in jail for selling Ice, the zombie "stick family" stickers you spotted on a car, whether the new... Continue Reading →
I’ve had enough
Please don’t click on links that are publishing paparazzi pics of Milo. Here’s a personal pic instead. pic.twitter.com/wbJX7cchCd — Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) February 17, 2014 There's a gathering storm in Hollywood and it's raining on the paparazzi's parade. I want to hide all their umbrellas ... are you with me? As the Seattle Post reports: Alyssa Milano... Continue Reading →