Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... Are David and Gillian really an item? Yesterday, one of the school mums told me David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are shagging. And I was like, "No way!" She'd heard it on the radio. Of course, I should have taken that as gospel, but I was a... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... Nicole Ritchie farts in her kids cereal Trawling through my Twitter feed yesterday, I was startled to read one from Nicole Ritchie saying: “Farted in the kids lucky charms this morning. They were not amused.‪#thismomrocks.” [Lucky Charms isn't some sort of scary euphemism ... it's an... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... JLo sues her driver for extortion Jennifer Lopez is embroiled in an ugly lawsuit with her former driver, Hakob Manoukian. She says he demanded $2.8 million or he'd tell the media and authorities about secrets he overheard while driving her here and there. Ohhhh, what secrets?... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... Katherine Jackson gets her grandkids back Despite abandoning Prince, Paris and Blanket for more than a week, a judge has reinstated Michael Jackson's mother as guardian of his children, after saying a court investigation found that she was doing "a wonderful job." According to the... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... Rob's secret hideout revealed The latest issue of US Weekly reveals that "devastated" Robert Pattinson has been licking his wounds at Reese Witherspoon's ranch: "His Water for Elephants costar Witherspoon, 36, offered up her tranquil, $7 million ranch in Ojai, Calif.  (The pregnant actress wed husband Jim Toth in March 2011... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... Taylor's dating a Kennedy! Taylor Swift is dating Robert Kennedy Jr's 18-year-old son, Conor Kennedy. The pair were spotted this weekend at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport (to see the pics, click here). And in typical Taylor style, she's moving way too fast. One of Lainey... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... Rob kicks Kristen out Rob Pattinson has finally moved from gobsmacked to get-the-fark-out-of-my-house angry. After staying at an unknown location since his girlfriend Kristen Stewart's affair secret was exposed, Pattinson told her to get her stuff and leave last weekend. In a surprising dash of... Continue Reading →

Wading through the murk so you don't have to ... The Mag I Bought This Week Award goes to ... Hollywood gossip is totally addictive at the moment. None of that cut-with-Draino crap. It's the real deal and it's getting me so high. Yep, I'm a hopeless Hollywood junkie and I'm refusing rehab - give... Continue Reading →