the end was just the beginning
What is it with men and boobs? I only need to look at my blog stats whenever I mention mammaries to be reminded how completely gaga they get about them. Princess Kate's Nude Scandal scored me more than 12,000 views. Now Sofia Vergara's fiance exposing her boob during a nightclub brawl is providing hundreds and... Continue Reading →
It's been a busy few days in La La Land. Here's what the stars have been up to ... Miley Cyrus has been showing off something that looks suspiciously like a wedding band in a pic she posted on Twitter last week. She shared a photo of her new puppy Bean, but gossip columnists were far more... Continue Reading →
I took the Sprogs to Waterworld at Moore Park last week. Their Nonna ponied up the $20-a-head entry fee. God bless her. They were sooooo excited when we got there, itching to explore. We were first in the queue when the gates opened at 10am and the little one literally dragged the big one to... Continue Reading →
Ah, those New Year's diet resolutions are proving difficult to keep. But this meal is a good place to start. I skipped the traditional bread in the fattoush and there are no crumbs in the grilled koftas. I'm not entirely sure how low-carb the hummus is - I'm nipping off now to watch a "show"... Continue Reading →
On New Year's Eve, an old bloke in Killara cut his neighbour's finger off with pruning shears during an argument over a hedge. Nothing sets suburbia against each other quite like a hedge dispute. Which is why I held my tongue when my neighbour hired a chainsaw and a ute and massacred his backyard over... Continue Reading →
My mother sailed off on yet another cruise yesterday (bye-bye inheritance). She went with her best friend, Barb, who she's know since she was 12. We held a bon voyage barbie at my sister's house in their honour. The haloumi and chorizo salad was awesome. As we sipped Oyster Bay sparkling, Mum advised her friend... Continue Reading →
I'm still playing catch-up after a gossip-free Christmas, so here's something old, something new and something blue to spice up your Friday ... Jerry Seinfeld has told the The New York Times Magazine his children (Sascha, 12, Julian, 9, and Shepherd, 7) aren't spoiled. Despite him having a fortune of $800million, the kids are down to earth. He... Continue Reading →
I think the neighbours have gone on holidays. And they haven't asked me to collect their mail. Do you think it's because of this unfortunate incident (revealed in a blog called "I am so, so sorry" last January) ... "After dinner, everything fell apart. The neighbours knocked on the front door. They’d been away for... Continue Reading →
How's your New Year's week going? It's had a few ups and downs for the stars ... Sofia kicked out of club, breast exposed Page Six reports: "Sofia Vergara and her fiancé, Nick Loeb, got into a New Year’s Eve fight while clubbing in Miami — which ended with her dress ripped down and him being thrown out... Continue Reading →
Yesterday's blog about laughing 'til it hurt while being squirted in the face with a water pistol got me thinking about stuff that gives me the giggles. 1. Other people's blogs. I laughed 'til I cried over Mrs Woog's "Tubing. A cheaper alternative to a micro-dermabrasion" . It was so funny I could barely get the... Continue Reading →
