My week: puppy piddle, penis beakers and dino-porn

The highlight of my week was introducing Take Your Puppy to Work Day at iVillage. It went down a treat. Wow grown women squeal a lot in the presence of something this cute.As my gorgeous co-worker Kahla Facebooked: "Look at what I have to deal with in the office today. LOOK."Charlie behaved impeccably on the... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Croc Dundee divorce shock (& 6 weddings)

The celebrity story that totally knocked me for a six this week was the news that Paul Hogan's wife Linda had filed to divorce her husband of 23 years. Unlike one iVillage Facebook follower who electronically shrugged her shoulders and said: "They had a good innings." The pair fell in love while filming Crocodile Dundee. It... Continue Reading →

The bus trip from hell

My bus ride the other night SUCKED. Big time. For a start, I waited 25 freaking minutes for one to come. Hello STA? It's not like I was going anywhere obscure. It was 6.30pm and I was standing on the corner of Elizabeth & Park Streets in the city, heading to the eastern suburbs. So,... Continue Reading →

Brace yourself

When I was a teenager I had a mouth full of metal for years. It felt like those braces were NEVER coming off. In fact, they never did. It drove the orthodontist to his wits end. Every time he tried to remove the braces my front teeth just started fanning outwards again, Chad Morgan style.... Continue Reading →

Baby talk

Having a puppy is a lot like having a baby. They demand constant attention, keep you up at night and aren't toilet trained. I had flashbacks when I went to the supermarket a few days ago and was forced to explore the baby aisle for the first time in FOREVER. I needed baby wipes for... Continue Reading →

Ever imagined being ravished by a triceratops?

Here's a little something to make you feel MUUUUCH better about any weird sexual fantasies you've ever secretly harboured: there are women who write books about women being boned by dinosaurs and they're VERY popular. No, I am not kidding. Alara Branwen and Christie Sims are two twentysomethings who have co-author of erotic novels including... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Hugh Jackman’s $1.85million birthday

It’s been a huge weekend in Hollywood, with Hugh Jackman throwing himself “the most narcissistic” birthday party, Michael Douglas admitting he lied about his cancer and 5 celebrity weddings … Hugh's $1.85million birthday party Hugh Jackman turned 45 on Saturday and threw himself a party with 4500 guests to celebrate. There was one catch -... Continue Reading →

My week: I’m in oodles of trouble

The week started on a bittersweet note in the Household after we spent Sunday sorting through Poppa's possessions prior to his house being sold. I pondered: "When you die what happens to all your STUFF? A whole lifetime’s worth of memories – where do they go? Into a skip mostly." Check out the treasures we brought... Continue Reading →

The week in gossip: these orgasm faces can never be unseen

Things got a little raunchy out there in gossip land this week. From eight actors revealing their orgasm faces to Mariah Carey sending her hubby a way too TMI selfie, here are my favourite moments. >> Ever wondered what Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Christian Slater and Shia LaBeouf's orgasm faces look like? Mystery solved with... Continue Reading →

I can’t stop thinking about Sandra Bullock’s thighs

Husband and I went to the IMAX theatre and saw Gravity the other night. He loved it, but immediately came home and started Googling all the technical inaccuracies in it. Geek boy. He's since fallen in man love with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who  saw the 3D space epic on Sunday and, while he “enjoyed Gravity very much,” couldn't... Continue Reading →

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