Don’t give me crap about childcare

This blog I wrote about childcare is feeling particularly poignant for me today, on the eve of the kids going back to school and me going back to work. Twelve months on and those judgemental women still make me cross: I was cleaning out the soiled newspaper from the chick cage yesterday when I noticed an opinion column about... Continue Reading →

HouseHunting: the “if only” edition

Thank gawd the property drought is drawing to a close. The past month of Domain dregs has been killing me. I thought agents would hold off until after the Australia Day long weekend to hit the campaign trail, but a couple of gems have come onto the market. Well, to be honest, they're flawed gems.... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Ashton’s scary diet, Miley’s Playgirl confession, Kristen Stewart’s divorce drama

Ah, finally, back on my beloved PC for a weekend recap of Tinseltown trivia ... Miley's sexy confession Why don't female celebs wear clothes on magazine covers anymore? Miley Cyrus appears on the latest US Cosmopolitan magazine without her top. In the interview she raves about her fiance, Aussie hunk Liam Hemsworth. "I'll literally look... Continue Reading →

Houseboating

I turned down the chance to sleep on a houseboat in the Myall Lakes last night. My brother-in-law was captaining it for his significant birthday (don't despair, bro, 50-year-old Men Are Really Hot). But, after five nights away, I was homesick. Sprog 2 was fuming. She was desperate to curl up in one of those... Continue Reading →

Newcastle, you sexy beast

Oh Newcastle, how I love you! We've had five blissful days together and I've adored every minute. Even the rain hasn't dampened my ardor. We've crammed so much into those precious hours. We've been shell hunting at Merewether Baths. We saw an amazing free circus performance at the local shopping centre. My dad babysitted the... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Buble to be a daddy, Kim Kardashian abuse claims

Finally, some actual celebrity news. Michael Buble has announced his wife Luisana Lopilato is pregnant with the couple's first child. The couple made the announcement in a video message, which opens with an ultrasound image and features the singer's hit single "Haven't Met You Yet." "I've said to Luisana a million times I'd love to... Continue Reading →

Mad business idea no. 3249

Imagine an indoor swimming pool with a sand beach ringed by palm trees, with banana lounges, Balinese huts, waiters in boardies, Girl From Ipanema on the sound system, a hunky lifeguard, and a beachy homewares store at the entrance Welcome to ZanziBar ... My fantasy kids' waterplay centre by day, kitschy bar by night. Mothers... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Kellie Osbourne engaged, LeAnn quiffed, Shia drunk

Some bits and bobs from La-La Land ... Taylor Swift is the latest celebrity to appear in an ad for Disney Parks. Appearing as Rapunzel, Taylor gushes: ”When Disney came to me and said we want you to play Rapunzel, I was just so honored,” she gushed. “It’s such a wonderful character to get to... Continue Reading →

Sharing a bed with a 6-year-old sux

I never let my kids sleep in my bed. I bought them queen-sized ones so that if they're sick Husband can sleep in theirs. But somehow I find myself at my parents' house, in their spare bedroom, in a double bed, with Sprog 2. The first night went OK because Mum gifted me a sleeping... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Chris Brown pranked, celebs share inauguration pics, Lindsay turns down Dancing

Gawd it's hard writing a gossip column on an iPad. This is the best I could manage before throwing it across the room. Welcome to HouseGoesHollywood holiday-style. Normal reporting will resume on Monday, but I'll limp along for the next few days as best I can. Drew's little cutie How adorable is this pic of... Continue Reading →

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