HouseGoesHollywood: Sofia freezes her eggs, Charlie’s daughters terrorised and a sibling for Suri?

Some celebs confess to wanting babies ... others confess to making their boyfriends cry like one ... Sofia's baby insurance Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, 40, has confessed during a lunch interview with Vogue magazine that “I have to be careful what I eat because they’re freezing my eggs!” “Hormone pills, and then after that... Continue Reading →

Prosecco, prawn dumplings and girl crushes

It's funny to spend months admiring someone from afar then find yourself being toasted by them in a bar with prosecco. Good funny. In my search for fabulous Aussie bloggers I stumbled across Kerri Sackville's hilarious writing at Life & Other Crises, many moons ago. She's one of the funniest women blogging in Oz, I reckon.... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: rehab for Lindsay, Beyonce’s diet secrets and more!

Lindsay escapes jail, Emma denies a shock rumour, Beyonce reveals her diet secrets and the Kardashians hold a vajayjay smell-off. And I thought it was going to be a quiet day ... Emma's horror role Emma Watson has recoiled in horror at rumours she will play Anastasia Steele in the film version of E L James' Fifty... Continue Reading →

Birthday tears

I cried a lot last night. It started in the Sydney Opera House lobby over a glass of Chandon. I was trying to tell Husband about a heartbreaking story I'd read in the Sunday papers. It was an extract from a book by a woman with motor neurone disease, who went wedding dress shopping with... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Katie strips, Madonna dresses as a boy scout, Heidi seduces teen

It's been a sexy weekend, from Katie Holmes going semi-naked on the beach to Heidi Klum's raunchy burger commercial and Oprah discussing her big "breastes" on national TV. Eeek! Katie's strip tease Katie Holmes is the latest in a looooooong line of celebs to strip for the cameras. Her excuse? She's the face of H.Stern's... Continue Reading →

My week: body shaming, cock-ups and a spot of geriatric sex

My week has been more ridiculous than Lady Gaga's gold-plated wheelchair. Here's what went down ... I reminisced about a rather colourful conversation about murder that I overheard on a jail visit in a post called "Mammoths Murder & Fuzzy Bedsocks". My mum called me this morning to tell me it was HILARIOUS. OK, she's... Continue Reading →

Forty farking five. How did that happen?

I'm 45 today. Forty farking five. Tomorrow I will be officially closer to 50 than 40. There's a cheery bit of news. To celebrate turning 45 I'm attending Sprog 2's first netball training session and sausage sizzle. OK, that's downplaying the day slightly - at 6pm the babysitter is arriving and Husband and I are... Continue Reading →

Orecchiette with salmon, cherry tomatoes and olives

I had a couple of salmon fillets in the fridge the other day, but I wasn't in the mood for my usual holier-than-thou grilled with salad option. So I came up with this pasta dish instead. Much naughtier but delish! My eldest gobbled it up too. She's getting to be quite the little foodie. As... Continue Reading →

HouseHunting: come to mama!

Let me just say right up front that I can't afford this place ... bidding is from $2.4million ... but ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHH .... it's property porn with a tickler. I mean, look at it - just LOOK at it. It's bloody beautiful. The agent says: "Occupying 1,571sqm parcel of useable, north facing land on... Continue Reading →

The day Neil Finn followed me on Twitter

AKA the day I wished my office had a panic room so I could lock myself in it and scream like I did when I was at Split Enz concerts as a teenager ... Confession time: I have fancied Neil Finn for 32 years. I am very loyal with my crushes. You give me goosebumps... Continue Reading →

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