Daddy yelled at me. Mummy yelled at me. I cried.

Ah, the joys of Education Day. The school choir singing a frigid medley of Mary Poppins songs in the windy playground. The school dance troupe swaying in Kate Bush-style Wuthering Heights outfits to Adele. Attempting to recreate Van Gogh's Starry Night with crayons and a six-year-old. Being asked to fashion a "walker" during the "pipe-cleaner... Continue Reading →

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