Like Christmas, the Sprogs' birthdays are planned with military precision. Six months ago, I ordered loads of Hawaiian hula party paraphernalia for Sprog 1's party. I got invitations, lolly bags, a dangly parrot, blow-up fish as party favours ... The idea came from an ad in Sydney's Child magazine for an entertainer who does hula parties. Cool, I thought. I love Hawaii. The ad promised she'd teach the kids to... Continue Reading →