Best-ever chook sangas

I've been a chicken sandwich afficionado since childhood. My nan always had a boiled bird in the fridge and my favourite brekkie at her place was a toasted sanga with chook, butter and mayo. I've gone low-carb these days, so I usually eat my chicken breadless with salad on the side. Snore. But occasionally I made chook sandwiches as an afternoon nibble... Continue Reading →

Who’s my snookie wookie?

I've always been blessed in the tress department. During my teens, Dad would marvel at the abundant strands he'd find hanging from light fittings, clogging drains, covering the carpet. It didn't matter how many I shed, I always had plenty to spare. Unfortunately, as I've grown older, I've started growing strands in other places. Wrong places. Frida Kahlo places. And worse. The... Continue Reading →

Pap(arazzi) smear test

I got stalked by the paparazzi once. Sort of. A junior researcher at The Chaser thought it would be funny to stake out my house with a fake photographer. Except he didn't do his homework very well and went to my old house, which I hadn't lived in for five years. The owner rang me, most distressed, asking if I could make the pesky fellow go... Continue Reading →

Who were you for your first kiss?

I arrived late to the whole kissing business. Like, around 15ish late. I finally scored my first snog at a school dance.  A boy from another school showed interest in me. Boys had never showed interest in me before. I was so dazzled that I failed to notice he was missing a few teeth. Possibly his front ones. It didn't escape my friends attention though, who teased me... Continue Reading →

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