You know you're in trouble when you're slooshing down your Panamax with a glass of champagne at 4pm ... I am sooooooo not good at drinking alcohol during daylight hours. Oh, it's a blast at the time, but come evening I'm a bleary mess. So, I arrived home from a luncheon yesterday a little over-sauced.... Continue Reading →
The other “c” word (plus the “n” word)
Sprog 2 has an insect phobia. We thought we got it under control last year (with some expensive professional assistance), but it's baaaaaack. She refuses to go out in the backyard because THERE ARE BUGS! This sucks because it's also where her favourite Christmas gift - mini wheelbarrow, rake, shovel etc - is, along with her chooks (we used to collect the eggs... Continue Reading →
Cuckoo or canny?
So I'm driving down King Street, Newtown, and I see a shop called MAG NATION - More Magazines Than You've Ever Seen. And I'm thinking, seriously? Someone's opened a shop selling magazines when print media is fighting for its life? Are they MAD? But it made me smile, it gave me hope. King Street is brilliant like that. A vivid shopping strip in a bland... Continue Reading →
No Bull
I'm not a cafe person. Eating out should be exotic, not mundane. If I want a ham and cheese toasted sandwich, I'll make it myself. Why spend $9 on one? I don't drink coffee either, so that's two strikes. My antipathy may also be driven by working in a cafe - at Garden City - when I was 16. I can't quite remember its name (help me... Continue Reading →
Check-out chic
I'm wondering if it's time to look for a job. When I told a school mum, she looked aghast - a bit like Munch's The Scream - and wanted to know why. I said I was worried about becoming obsolete, that I'd wake up one day and realise my only career prospect was as a check-out chick. I know, I know, I'm being ridiculous ... No-one would... Continue Reading →