Nude fun the Emmys
The opening skit of the Emmys is the talk of the town. It features actresses Zooey Deschanel, Christina Hendricks and Mindy Kaling gathered in a bathroom to practice their ‘I can’t believe I won’ faces when they hear someone crying. They discover Girls star Lena Durham sitting on a toilet naked and eating cake. But she’s not the one crying. Then Harry’s Law actress Kathy Bates appears and punches open a locked stall, to reveal host Jimmy Kimmel, crouched in the corner and crying about a botched Botox job that he thinks will prevent him from hosting the show.
See more pics of the skit here.
In other Emmys news …
* Read all the goss from inside the HBO Emmys after party here.
* Good lord, check out those knockers on Christina Hendricks.
Sofia Vergara’s Emmys night
Sofia Vergara deserves a blog entry all of her own for her saucy WhoSay collection of snapshots from the night. Here’s a selection …
“Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. …” (yep, that’s her butt crack)
“I partyy Like a mermaid!”
“This is how the Colombians partyyy at the Emmys!!”
“And like this toooo”
… I think she had a good time …
PS To see a video of her dancing at the after-party click here.
Sarah Michelle Gellar has a baby boy!
Sarah Michelle Gellar gave birth to a baby boy in Los Angeles last week.
Her rep told US magazine: “Sarah Michelle and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are thrilled to announce that they welcomed a baby son into the world this past week. Mother and baby are doing great. And Charlotte is VERY excited to be a big sister.”
Sarah Michelle’s daughter Charlotte Grace turned three earlier this month.
Fiona Apple versus the cops
Fiona Apple had a rant on stage on Friday night about her treatment by police after she was busted for possession of hash and marijuana at a Texas border patrol stop. She threatened to make the cops “f*cking famous” as a punishment for their inappropriate actions.
This is what she had to say: “Now, most of the people were very nice to me. There are four of you out there, and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn’t hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it and– I got two lock boxes. We’ll call them “holding cell one” and “holding cell two”. In “holding cell one” is the encoded version of the shit that you did that I know was inappropriate and probably illegal. In “holding cell two” is the decoder. I’m the only one who holds the key, and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever. Unless of course the celebrity that you had so much interest in but you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night? Unless you’re interested in being a celebrity, I’ll make you f*cking famous any time you ask and I’ll open those boxes. So why don’t you stay in your f*cking holding cell?”
Now the cops aren’t very happy about this. In fact, Hudspeth County Sheriff’s Department’s Public Information Officer Rusty Fleming has written a letter to Fiona Apple responding to her claims.
TMZ obtained the letter and this is what it had to say: ”First, Honey, I’m already more famous than you, I don’t need your help. However, it would appear that you need mine.
Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say, — now that you’ve been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump-started. Don’t worry Sweetie, I won’t bill you.
Next, have you ever heard of Snoop, Willie or Armand Hammer? Maybe if you would read something besides your own press releases, you would have known BEFORE you got here, that if you come to Texas with dope, the cops will take your DOPE away and put YOU in jail.
Even though you and I only met briefly in the hallway, I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re an awesome and talented young woman and even though I’m not a fan of yours, I am sure there are thousands of them out there, and I’m sure that they would just as soon you get this all behind you and let you go back to what you do best—so my last piece of advice is simple “just shut-up and sing.”
Lindsay Lohan rushed to hospital
Oh, maybe Lindsay Lohan wasn’t lying when she said she had “walking pneumonia”. TMZ is reporting she was rushed to the emergency room in New York last night.
“Sources connected to the actress tell us she’s suffering from a bad lung infection. Lindsay has been telling friends she’s been dealing with a bad case of “walking pneumonia” for the last couple weeks — and last night, we’re told things got so bad she had to go to the hospital. We’re told Lindsay was taken to Mt. Sinai, where she received medication for the infection — including antibiotics — and was discharged shortly after. “
The word “rushed” bothers me slightly. If the hospital just gives you some antibiotics and discharges you, it doesn’t sound like the biggest emergency. But we are talking about Lindsay …
Top pics and clicks
* Heavens, check out Hugh Jackman‘s veiny arms in this promo shot for the Wolverine sequel.
* See a rare photo of Matt Damon and his family together here.
* Pamela Anderson tweeted this sexy pic of herself just hours before appearing in the premiere episode of UK Dancing with the Stars: All Stars. It was captioned: ’I don’t feel ready. I feel like so work is left to do..to learn. This is the beginning of something great – I love it!’