The Mag I Bought This Week Award goes to …
David Beckham‘s phantom affair with an opera singer … first pics of Ada Nicodemou‘s bub … Kim Kardashian‘s shameless publicity stunt with a wedding dress … scrawy celebs in bikinis …
Just another Monday in Magland.
So which print publication did I choose?
It’s an open and shut case.
Click over to Village Voices to find out why …
Prince Harry’s party girl blabs
People magazine reports that a 32-year-old, British-born woman named Carrie Reichert says she partied with Prince Harry in his VIP Las Vegas hotel suite on the night of his strip billiards game and “He was so wasted.”
Carrie explained she was personally selected along with nine other young women to join the party before Prince Harry personally picked her to be alone with him. She described him as giving “random naked hugs” and being “really friendly.”
“We kissed for 15 to 20 minutes. … We kissed again and he said, ‘That was great.’ “
Seal accuses Heidi of “fornicating with the help”
Seal has gone to town on his estranged wife Heidi Klum after rumours of her getting cozy with her bodyguard of four years, Martin Kristen, on a holiday to Sardinia surfaced.
He told TMZ: ”Look, boys, this is what happens when two people separate, they move on and that generally means there’s new people in their lives. I don’t expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun. But as always, my main priority is the emotional of our children and to be quite honest if there’s going to be somebody in their lives I’d much rather it be a familiar face. The only thing I would’ve preferred is if…um… I didn’t expect any better from him, I would’ve thought Heidi would’ve shown a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help.”
When asked if Heidi’s relationship with her bodyguard might have caused the end of their marriage, he said, “I guess you all now have the answer you have been looking for for the last seven months.”
On September 1, Klum’s rep told Us Weekly: “It is sad that Seal has to resort to this kind of behavior and spread these untruths about the mother of his children.”
Taylor is a Kennedy stalker
Taylor Swift has been accused of being a “Kennedy groupie” by her boyfriend Conor Kennedy‘s cousin, Ted Kennedy Jr.
Says US Weekly magazine: “The 22-year-old “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” singer first grew enamored while watching the 2011 miniseries The Kennedys, then began collecting memorabilia for her Nashville and Beverly Hills pads and boning up on the clan’s history.
“I just read a 900-page book called The Kennedy Women,” she raved to Rolling Stone last summer. Months later, Rory Kennedy reached out to Swift for concert tickets, and Swift turned up at January’s Sundance Film Festival to catch a screening of Ethel, Rory’s HBO documentary about her mom (and Conor’s grandmother).
Rory invited Swift to visit the family’s compound for 4th of July weekend, where she met Conor, 18. “She’s a great friend of all of ours,” says Rory. “She’s awesome, and we love her.”
Sage Stallone didn’t die of drug overdose
I’m Not Obsessed reports: The coroner has made the official ruling on the cause of death for Sage Stallone, Sylvester Stallone‘s son. Sage reportedly died of heart disease. Only a small, “sub-therapeutic” level of hydrocodone (a.k.a. Vicodin) was found in his system. Sage was 36 years old.
“There were a lot of rumors that Sage must’ve been doing drugs and overdosed, given his young age, and all the drugs reportedly found in his home. I’m sure his family takes some comfort in these findings. Advanced heart disease at the age of 36- such a shame! My thoughts are with Sage’s family.”
Kelly Rutherford: “I will never stop fighting for my children”
Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford has given an emotional interview with Good Morning America about her custody battle with her ex-husband.
“I will never stop fighting for my children. They’re my babies and they’re very young and this is going to affect them profoundly.”
‘I want to be there as much as I can to show them that this isn’t my fault, this isn’t something I wanted, and that’s my concerns.’
She added: ‘They went away for the summer to visit their dad and now all of a sudden they are starting school in France, so I think it shocked everyone.’
The actress filed for divorce from the German businessman in 2009, when she was pregnant with their second child. Giersch’s visa was revoked earlier this year and he has been banned from entering the U.S.
According to People Magazine, Kelly stated on the record that Giersch ’was dealing drugs and weapons in South America.’
Doh! Russell too smart for Ginger Spice
The Daily Mail is reporting that Geri Halliwell has told friends she can’t keep up with Russell Brand‘s “exhausting intelligence”.
“Despite the couple initially bonding over their ‘spiritual connection’ and mutual love of yoga, the 40-year-old singer is said to have put the breaks on the relationship amid claims Russell is ‘too intense’ for her.
“Brand apparently put off Ginger Spice after turning up to her house in Highgate, North London, with a DVD of Alan Bennett’s Talking Heads to watch.”
Hot pics & clicks
* Justin Bieber tweeted this picture of himself playing with a gun on the set of Selena Gomez’s new movie.
* Justin also added this pic of his new crown tattoo. Says Dlisted: Well, at least he got a Photoshop artiste to erase the naked Usher standing behind him.
* In case you missed it, here’s Keith Urban snogging Nicole Kidman.
* Not loving Alexander Skarsgard’s “look” on this GQ cover.
* Earlier this year, Victoria Beckham told French fashion magazine Madame Figaro: “You’ll never see me on the street in a tracksuit. I just love fashion too much to wear a tracksuit!” But I think she looks quite fetching in her trakkie daks.
* Check out Jennifer Lopez‘s amazing bikini body.
* Speaking of bikini bodies, marvel at Jennie Garth‘s here.
* Grey’s Anatomy cutie Jesse Williams got married! Check out the bride here.
* Vanity Fair has written a Scientology/Tom Cruise expose for its latest issue. I find myself oddly fatigued by the whole thing, so click through to here for Dlisted’s scathing rundown.